"I can't decide if this is an all-time high or an all-time low."
The quote in the subject was spoken by yours truly, halfway through a skill challenge during tonight's 4e game that moved the campaign into full-blown Stupid-Pretentious territory:
And just for the record, the Scornubel Spelunkers mopped the court with Irontooth's Kobold City Warchiefs. Six successes to one failure later and Irontooth and his gang were packing up and hitting the road in shame.
Table 32: Fan Reactions Roll 2d6 2: Someone casts a detrimental spell on you. Roll on Table 32B. 3: A weapon is tossed at you (attack as 1 HD Monster) 4-5: Boos and angry shouts, thrown feces 6-8: Bored murmerings 9-10: Cheers and thrown food 11: A weapon is tossed to you 12: Someone casts a beneficial spell on you. Roll on Subtable 32C.
Dude, that's awesome!
ReplyDeleteIf it were 1E I'd add:
ReplyDeleteTable 32: Fan Reactions
Roll 2d6
2: Someone casts a detrimental spell on you. Roll on Table 32B.
3: A weapon is tossed at you (attack as 1 HD Monster)
4-5: Boos and angry shouts, thrown feces
6-8: Bored murmerings
9-10: Cheers and thrown food
11: A weapon is tossed to you
12: Someone casts a beneficial spell on you. Roll on Subtable 32C.